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punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

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thenarratologist:

LITERARY THEORY: Russian Formalism (1914 - 1930)
Russian Formalism arose around 1914 in St. Petersburg with the founding of Opayaz (Society for the Study of Poetic Language) and was suppressed by Trotsky and the Soviet Commissar for Education by 1930 for ignoring “the dynamics of development” (this will make sense later). These critics aimed to devise a general ‘science of literature’ by looking at structures and systematics of literary forms.
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thenarratologist:

LITERARY THEORY: Russian Formalism (1914 - 1930)

Russian Formalism arose around 1914 in St. Petersburg with the founding of Opayaz (Society for the Study of Poetic Language) and was suppressed by Trotsky and the Soviet Commissar for Education by 1930 for ignoring “the dynamics of development” (this will make sense later). These critics aimed to devise a general ‘science of literature’ by looking at structures and systematics of literary forms.

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 I am sorry about RoryYou know I care more about her than I do myself.

#no #guys #you don’t understand #this makes me SO emotional #because holy fuck #this is one of the best things about this show #the fact that luke was the father figure that rory never had on christopher #he was the one there at her graduation #and on her birthdays #and whenever she needed him #he was the one who supported her all the way #luke #and not because he was in love with her mother #but because he genuinely loved her #I mean the whole speech on the S5 SF #I JUST CAN’T

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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato